SO HERE IT IS

NOW YOU WOULDN'T EVER DOUBT COREY, WOULD YOU?

TRY ME.

HERE I AM. 12 CANS OF VERNOR'S, 3 BAGS OF COOKIES, 4 CINNAMON DANISHES, AND A PIECE OF CAKE.

IN TWO DAYS.

THIS. STOPS. NOW.

So we ALL know what people just LOVE to do come December 31st..

Mmmhmm, I'm talking about that oh-so-lovable New Year's Resolution.

Wanna know what I think?

SCREW NEW YEARS, I'M STARTING NOW.

I've gotten NO exercise, I've eaten NO healthy foods, I've gotten NO sleep.

Look 6 lines up...THIS NEEDS TO STOP NOW.

I think it's VERY much appropriate to do what I did a year ago.

NO MORE POP. I START TODAY.